A couple were on a driving holiday through Wales and passed through Llanfairpwllgwngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilisogogogoch.  They were having trouble trying to say the word and neither knew the correct Welsh pronuniciation, so they decided to stop for lunch in the town ans ask a local to say the name properly. As they sat in the restaurant the husband leaned over to a young girl at the next table “excuse me” said the man “we were wondering if you could tell us name of where we are, could you pronnounce it really slowly. The girl looked at him, then leaned over towards him and said “Burrrrrrr……Gurrrrrr….Kiiiiinnnng”

Mrs J Carter you rock!

You can then watch the film at your leisure on your phone, or your iPod or you could even run it through your telly if you have the technical know how.

What is round and very angry ?   A vicious circle.

A vampire bat arrives back at the roost with his face, mouth and teeth covered in blood!  All the other bats get so excited and asked where he got it all from. “Follow me…” He says.  Off they flew, over the hills, over the river and into the dark forest .  “See that tree over there?”   “Yes” They reply.  “Well I fucking didn’t !!!

Drum roll please……………….

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

hehehe – well it made us all smile!

Thanks to Ben Grey from Doncaster for this!

P.S. Remember you can rent Crying with Laughter from FilmFlex and buy it on iTunes!

Three plane crash survivors in the desert, hungry and thirsty they come across a camel, they decide to eat it but can’t decide who gets what,the first finally says ” well I support Hearts so I’ll have the heart” the second says ” well I support Liverpool so I’ll have the liver ” the third looking very sheepish finally says ” I support Arsenal but I’m not hungry ”

Very good – big thanks to Darren Sheldon for that one.

If you want to own and treasure your own copy then you will have to wait until January I’m afraid as the DVD release has been put back a tad – no need to get upset though as Christmas will soon be here and then January hits you like a car being driven by Stevie Wonder.

You can pre-order Crying with Laughter on DVD here. Support British film and order a copy, go on you know you want to. 

In the meantime here is today’s Joke du jour

Three blondes decide to go on a nature trail.They were not walking for long when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde says ‘Hey, a Fox has come through here, not that long ago either’. The second exclaims ‘I don’t think so, those aren’t fox tracks, they were made by a badger’. The third gets annoyed by the stupidity of her friends and screams ‘Idiots! They are far too large for either a fox or a badger.  They were left by a hedgehog, no doubt about it’. They were still arguing when the train ploughed into them.
  

We have Stacy Baker to thank for that one. As sure as night follows day there will be another joke tomorrow.

I Got a chinese take out last night and as I got in the car I heard the bag rustle, so I looked over and saw a pair of eyes looking out of the top of bag at me,then disappear back inside. I was so scared I nearly shit myself, I looked again saw the eyes looking at me then dissapear again, I ran back into the shop with the bag and I asked the guy what the  was going on, he said ” you no worry, it peking duck”

A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner
The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, “Single, huh?” The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, “How’d you guess?” He says, “Because you’re ugly”.”

There is another tomorrow…